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*Hums to the tune of Franz Ferdinand's "Dark Of the Matinee*
This Page basicly explains our thoughts on life and things. Good thoughts mind you, coz the bitching page is before.
This page also includes very odd dreams and dirty thoughts ummmmmmmm filth yum yum
And Eppl's ones... :D
Becky's thoughts...Oh God!!!
...I don't really think that much...but when i do its usually dirty....wahey!!!!
when I have some dirty thoughts that i won't get sent to prison for for putting them on the internet, i shall show you them!!!
But for now you'l have to have some non-dirty ones instead! :D
- I think burberry should be banned!!!!
- I think that people should stop being so up tight and acting their age...god, you cant have any fun if u have to be 'proper' all the time..grrrrrrrrr! *shakes fist*
- I think that I shud be a boy, or not have breasts so that when it gets hot i can take my top off without getting funny looks and probebly arrested...DAMN YOU BREASTS!!!!
- I think that racist people and homophobic people need shot, theres nothing wrong with being black or gay! (ooo that was a serious one!)
- Glue tastes nice...
- ..so does blood...
- ..but not mince pies!...ERGH!!!!
- I wish i was born with bright pink hair that DOESNT feel thick n horrible and DOESNT wash out after 8 washes!...grrr damn hair dye!
- I think that clowns need shot...and do you know whats just as bloody scary?...Ronald Mc fucking Donald..eeeeeeee! *hides under a rock*
- Rape is a fun game, but serious rape is BAD!BAD!BAD! dooont do it!!!!!!!! or ill come...Mwahahahaaaa! ..yeas thats right ill cum! with a U, U for im gonna cum on U!...sry...
- I like it from behind........................................................................................
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...............................no!!! the band you fagott!!!!! geez!!!!! kids and their dirty minds these days..bloody disgraceful! *tut tut tut*
- I hate it when people tut!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!! makes my blood boil...
- So does when people eat cereal with their mouth open *shudder* its bloody annying, especially when ur watching the TV, you just want to stand up and hit them in the face, or what would be better would be to slap them in the face with a wet fish....*glares at phil*
- People should pronounce fish like "fash"..just the the guy off the phones 4 u advert!...i love that song!!
- Maynarddd has an amazingly good voice :D...
- ...But singers in Dance music dont, they just sound like weezels on steroids!
- ...Matt Davies is sex on legs .. yumm yumm*licks lips*
- Eriatarka....ahhhhhhhhh :) you great people will understnad what i mean by the word. And the greatness it comes with!!!
- I think i should stop typing pointless random crap on my thoughts page, because i know ur all getting boared now and want to go ... bum!...YOU in to next week!!! urrrrr
TOODLES! XXXXXXXXXXXX MWAH
LOVE YOU ALL
UNLESS UR A SCALLY THEN U CAN:
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CRAPPY
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HAPPY...
TOODLES!
A Thought by my friend stimpy! (jamie pattinson)
Plastic Surgery-By Stimpy :D
What the fuck is the point in it?! I mean I first decided plastic surgery etc was a waste of valuable money and time and only sad people need it.
There was this woman, spent 6 weeks going through agonising pain after having lipo suction, spent a fucking fortune, and at the end she was scarred for life and still fucking FAT! THE FAT STUPID COW!..anway, there was no point in it, and this woman probably took out a loan to get it done, and now she'll have to go through depression and debt probably to pay it off, so that'll make it worse. And as far as I can see it, if you get that fat you need surgery, DONT FUCKING EAT AS MUCH! or lose weight by getting off your fat asses and so some activities, also people who get lipo suction probably wont change their life style and will end up fat again.
Another point is that people get it to look good, now if you cant get a man cos you dont look good, then obviously your personallity is shit too, and if you spend£30,000 on surgery, and your personallity still is shit, then ha youve been a complete fucking retard and wasted your money. And what the fuck anyway, I mean looks AREN'T everything, look at me (if you can) im not exactly the best looking and I still have a good life...I think all you people who need plastic surgery, are fucking losers and really do need to get a life as you waste money on 'trying' to look good when you could spend it on something good that matters or is important!
Loren's thoughts
McFly
Hey, Maybe the reason why Mcfly's music is so rubbish is because their instruments were free from a mcdonalds happy meal and they said "hey, maybe we should start a really crappy band?" and then they all did. Hense the 'Mc' in their name.
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Okay thats really gay.
NEW WORDS AND SAYINGS!!!
Hello Kiddies. This is my Sayings part of the website.
If you know me, or talk to me at all, you would know i say the most odd stuff, that you wouldn't understand unless you said "Hey loren, whats up with the saying of the odd stuff that i wouldn't understand unless i asked you".
Well, i just think, the best sayings in the world have just stopped being said. so i say them. and i shall tell you here, and please, just, slip them into one of your convo's at one point or another.
Thanx Chuck!!!
Loren xxxxxx
Obese - Means, "Rather good" or "Excelent",
or anything in the form of
affermative. This phrase came to me
when i was with becky, coz she is so
obese, and obeseness is great, it
might as well mean "Great!"
Anorexic - Meaning "Shit!", or "Really gay!!!" or anything in the form of really really crap. This phrase came to me mearly seconds after i thought of 'obese'
Snazzy - Means "Impressive", or "how posh" or "very cool", anything like that. This Phrase came from my friend Becca, who thinks we should be saying this more often, for tis great. Well done Becca. Gold stars for you!
Shucks - Means "Goddamn it", or "oh shit". or you can use it if you are emmbarrassed. This phrase come from the wonderful Becky.
Becky + Loren's Thoughts
Well, We think that Mcdonalds is not giving enough of services the average person needs.
So we've came up with our own McDonalds Service:
Here is the Price list:
Main
Mc Penis
- Small..................... £2.99
- Medium ................£3.99
- Large ....................£4.99
Mc Sex
-Standing........................................... £6.32
-In Water........................................... £6.46
-Sitting............................................... £6.46
-Costumed/Themed............................. £6.93
-Original/Normal................................... £5.97
-Lesbian/Homosexual............................ £6.93
-Threesome/Orgy................................ £7.43
-Unusual Place of choice........................£7.43
-All.....................................................£99.03 (damn good sex tho!!!)
Mc Blow Job/Mc Head
-Original............................................... £3.67
-Comanding..........................................£4.06
- Lucky Dip........................................... £3.78
Hump.........................................£3.79
Mc Fiddle ........................................£5.00
Mc Faje
-Full........................................£2.00
- Shaved.................................£1.07
- Well done.............................£1.72
- Rare.....................................£1.43
Side orders
Mc Cum (per 50ml bottle).......................£1.45
Mc Sit on your face and wiggle a bit........£3.19
Mc Clit
- Juicy + Wet....................................... £1.00
- Dry + Crispy ...................................... £1.03
Mc Orgasm ...........................................£5.34
Mc Pubic hair .........................................£2.00 a hand full
Mc Condoms
- Large.................................
- Medium................................} ALL £1
- Small ................................
Mc Lick
- fingers and/or toes................£0.67
- face.....................................£1.56
- belly....................................£3.56...(If its hairy, we charge more!)
- Legs and/or arms ................£3.99
- Bottom................................£4.00
Mc Kiss ............................................£0.99
Mc Porn
- Male......................................£3.97
- Female....................................£2.76
- Animal....................................£6.42
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