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We have written lots and lots of very odd songs, and i think it's selfish if we don't share them with you........... (p.s THEY ARE COPYRIGHT, DONT THINK I DONT KNOW YOUR LITTLE PLAN!) It's raining outside Written by Jeklb Key E = Emily    B = Becky  J = Jenni   L = Loren   K = Katie     A = All E: Its raining outside A: Do do do-do do do-do do E: I've got a wet backside A: Do do do-do do do-do do E: I'm sliding down the slide A: Do do do-do do do-do E: The weatherman lied B: And i think it's kinda funny A: Do do do-do do do-do do B: Coz they said it would be sunny A: Do do do-do do do-do do B: Tampon machine ate all my money A: Do do do-do do do-do do B: And i need one coz i'm runny A: Do do do-do do do-do do J: I don't know what to say A: Do do do-do do do-do do J: I'm glad i'm not in a play A: Do do do-do do do-do do J: I think i might be gay A: Do do do-do do do-do do J: But it's okay! A: Do do do-do do do-do do L: Somebody help me quick A: Do do do-do do do-do do L: Coz i'm feeling very sick A: Do do do-do do do-do do L: Coz i just gave a lick A: Do do do-do do do-do do L: To someone without a ... A: Do do do-do do do-do do K: People say i'm iguana A: Do do do-do do do-do K: But really i'm pirana A:*Bites* Do do do-do do do-do K: I hope you enjoyed the show A: Do do do-do do do-do K: Now we really got to go A: Do do do-do do do-do do A: *Backing away* Now we really got to go A: Do do do-do do do-do do A: *Backing away more* Now we really got to go A: Do do do-do do do-do do A: *Backing away even more* Now we really got to go A: Do do do-do do do-do do A: * Backing away still* Now we really got to go A: Do do do-do do do-do do *Runs away* The Iguana song By Loren + Emily (In the tune of "the conga" by 'black lace') Do do do Come on and buy an iguana Do do do Trail it cross the floor you you you Come on and buy an iguana Choo choo choo It's iguana night for sure Iguana, it's such a peculiar word it has 3 Syllables it doesn't look like a bull, green peace will you go away We, don't care if we are gay well what can we say?! we love iguana's too now everyone can........ Come on and buy an iguana Do do do Trail it cross the floor you you you Come on and buy an iguana Choo choo choo It's iguana night for sure! Alphabet song with a difference, seen on another website by becky (in tune of the alphabet song> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z now you've learnt your abc's won't you come and..... SUCK MY DICK MOTHER FUCKEEEEEEEEEER!!! Lil old lady song There was an old lady who swallowed a pie i dont know why she swallowed a pie, I HOPE SHE DIES!!!! There was an old lady who swallowed some sperm I don't know why she swallowed some sperm I HOPE SHE DIES!!! There was an old lady who swallowed a penis i dont know why she swallowed a Penis I HOPE SHE DIES!!! There was an old lady who swallowed Jamie Pattinson I don't know why she swallowed Jamie Pattinson I HOPE SHE DIES!!!**** There was an old lady who swallowed a hooker i dont know why she swallowed a hooker I HOPE SHE DIES!!! There was an old lady who swallowed a strip club i dont know why she swallowed a strip club I HOPE SHE DIES!!! There was an old lady who swallowed Lorens Breasts i dont know why she swallowed Lorens Breasts I HOPE SHE DIES!!! ......... Not Loren, the old lady **** Not Jamie either coz HE'S SO GODDAMN SEXY ;)

The Cabbage man song Written by Loren Harker Cabbage man, Cabbage man Does whatever a cabbage can Eats cabbage cake every day Scrabble's what he like to play Watch out, Here comes cabbage man   Cabbage man, Cabbage man Hits people over the head with a frying pan On friday nights he likes to dance But with the ladies he has no chance Aw no, Poor old cabbage man   Cabbage man, Cabbage man Has a loverly green tan Always lerks where trouble's about His enemy is Mr.Sprout "Eat your veggies!" Says cabbage man   Cabbage man, Cabbage man Drives a cabbage powered van Being Healthy is his game Penelope is his real name Look out! Here comes cabbage man!   Willybumrina (in the tune of the Macarina) - chorus adapted by Becky and Eppl, full parody developed and completed by Blethar, (Elliot) :D ....were so talented! When I shag they say "Willybumrina" And the boys keep touching my vagina They all want me They can have me One at a time,  just queue right beside me Bum with me Willy me If your good I'll let u all on me   It starts with a bum and it ends in awilly Thats how you the bum willy willy You're never quite sure how it'll turn out really Willybumrina A-HOY   Now don't you worry that i have a girlfriend I'll do the front, she'll do the end I dont want bum but she wants some I prefer to lick up some - hahahahahahaa   Now, come on, what was I supposed to do? It was all on my top and like slime   It starts with a bum and it ends in a willy Thats how you do the bum willy willy You're never quite sure how it'll turn out really Willybumrina A-HOY   Come and find me,  Im a black belt hooker If you want, we'll have a game of snooker Put sticks in Put balls out But were at my dad's so please dont shout   It starts with a bum and it ends in a willly That's how you do the bum willy willy You're never wuite sure how it'll turn out really Willybumrina A-HOY!   Skater boy (in the tune os sk8er boi!) Shes just a whore, and hes just a door Can i make it anny more obvious. She bakes a cake, he has a rake... Can u see the connexion? (chorus) She did it to Cumcumbers, For quite afew numbers, (forgot this line :D ) He wasn't a cucumber, He did it to apple pies, This is all true, no lies...   THE FRESH BINT OF BELL AIR *to the theme tune of fresh prince of bell air*! tis about Mrs.Howbridge! yayness Now this is the story all about how, my belly got so big and so damn round And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there Because Im to fucking fat to get out of my chair! In the streets of london born and raised In the sweet shop is where I spent most of my days Chocolate buns, cakes all make me drool I even bring loads in when im working in ma school When a couple of stones put on was not very good Its even been years since I seen my clitoral hood I had a big yellow shite and my mam got scared And said ‘ya fat as a bus and you’ve even got a beard!’ I wobbled to a cab and when it came near I noticed a sign saying ‘heavy loads keep clear’ If anything I knew Id have to walk there So I thought ah fuck it, it might make me slimmer I wobbled up to this school, about 7 or 8 And I kissed my stash of sweets and said ‘see ya later’ Looked at my belly all covered in hair Now I could sit on my arse and wish I had pubic hair. COPYRIGHT OF STIMPY......SO NO STEALING!     Smells Like Masturbation  by Elliot!!! (To the tune of Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana)   It’s a form of Self – pleasure And some would say The best ever To it chocolate Don’t compare Stroking our genitals? I’m there   Boner boner boner boner Boner boner boner   Technically it’s Masturbation A male does e – Jaculation Hope you’re all pay – Ing attention This song contains Information And for females There’s orgasms And they sure beat Fits of spasms   Yeah!   (Groan)   (Gasp)   Heard people call It wanking Some describe it As self-shagging Because we’re all Immature We should laugh at This great scripture   Boner boner boner boner Boner boner boner   Well if you’ve got An S. T. D. Least you cannot Give out Herpes Just imagine A sex – buddy     Comedians Make this funny And Nirvana Were real famous What did they do On their tour bus?   Yeah!   (Uh)   (Wow!)   Instrumental (various groans, creaking springs, etc.)   So now there’s this Conclusion I hope everyone Has had good fun Remember when You’re alone Just touch yourself Orgasmic groans   Boner boner boner boner Boner boner boner   Well I’m sure you’re Still a virgin But you’re feeling Teenage urges So why not start The spunk purging’? Won’t get pregnant Stay a virgin And keep away From your parents They won’t like your Masturbation!   What a noise! What a noise! What a noise Wha a noy! Wha a noy! Urgh yeah Ooh baby Keep it coming Oh we’re on ai - ir Crap…