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6/6/2004 Our Lil becky has grown up........... slightly!! She has a Boyfriend, James. Who Loren, Of course, set them up, because she's so wonderful. And not long after this, Our Lil Katus started going out with Poly!! (Real name = James Polyblank - Guy, not girl....... slightly) And Loren Goes out with Tom who is three sizes bigger than her............. in height. (Damn it!! no obese guys!!) And notes to these three males: WE SHALL KICK YOUR ASSES IF YOU HURT OUR LIL FREAKS!!!!! 12/6/2004 Pissed and stoned Max asked out our friend Lucy, who didnt realise that he was pissed or stoned at the time! .......an Hour later Max Dumped Lucy. Max is now going out with our cool friend Suz. 13/6/2004 Tom Breaks up with Loren. Don't cry yet though coz about a minuite later she was going out with Billy!!! Ah Her and her sluttish ways (Kidding!!) 19/7/2004 Poly and Katus Broke up. This was due to Katus's responsibilites with her horses . Poor Katus!! Not Poor Poly Because he just started flirting with everyone, including Becky, Loren + Emily and out friend Louise. He seems to be pretty happy. 20/7/2004 Loren, Becky and Eppl went to Superdrug to buy hair dye and made a new friend!!! Thomus!! He looked about 18 - 22 years of age and looked like a very nice chap! Becky's Mum had seen him before, a couple of months back when he was just starting in out local branch of Superdrug and he was dropping everything and couldn't find the bags and Becky's Mum said: "Aw, Bless his cotton socks" But Thomus told us about the Various Types of Condoms avalible and his past expericances with them, and the same with hangover tablets.He was very helpful. WE like our new friend :) 20/7/2004 - Later that evening Becky and Eppl dyed Lorens hair Blue!! Loren is thrilled with the results. Her parents think otherwise They got blue everwhere!!! Fun fun fun!! Everytime you touch the underneaths of her hair, you SHALL get blue on your fingers because they put 100ml of dye on her hair, which we bought from Superdrug, Kindly from Thomus!! YAY!! 22/7/2004 Becky and Eppl got their hair cut and dyed Purple and Pink...WAHHOOO :) 23/7/2004 Poly asked our friend Lou out, fingers crossed this one will last! :D Loren and Billy broke up, twas not because of the reason they did not share any of the same interests, or that  she couldn't understand what he was saying! Twas because he was NEVER IN TOWN...so she never got to see him! awwwww 27/7/2004 First band practice, since, forever for Becky, Loren and Eppl. WE CAN PLAY 99 RED BALLOONS...we do lots of 80's songs. Oh, and were called 'It from behind', so that ppl can say, do you like it from behind! lol, tis g8! Poly and Lou broke up... :( 30/08/2004 WE MAKES A NEW FRIEND, Ernie Malls. The old cleanny up sweepy guy in the Lanes. Can we all have a minute silence for him, for some one stole his broom the other day. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5....and so on! 31/08/2004 Everyone says bye to EPPL cause shes going on holiday, and we all love her and wish we were her and shes the greatest...We all pray we can be more like her everyday! If only...! 3 Weeks without her, however will we cope...we have to be strong though... :) AND NO ONE IS HAPPY SHES GOING...and she isnt that annoying...! 3/8/04 And Loren, James and Becky did some strange pranks on ppl. 1:We all layed down in the middle of the street and pretended to go to sleep. and this lasted half an hour, so it was believe able 2: We got some free cups from KFC, And some water from the toilets, and james and Becky were walking along and james was holding the cups full of water, and Loren tripped james up, Becky looked at Loren and Loren ran away while Becky ran after Her 3: Loren and James are walking along, hand in hand, acting like we go out, and all of a sudden he brakes up with loren, and loren takes it badly. Screaming her head off and hitting him over the head and walking off; while james goes and chats up becky, who's witnessed the whole thing. The above were practical jokes, not real and should not be carried out by ppl other than us we have copyright on all of them. look ÃÆ’ƒâ€šÃÆ’‚©All James,Becky and Loren works. you Cannae copyÃÆ’ƒâ€šÃÆ’‚© 4/8/04 SKATE JAM Ok, Becky + Loren went to the skate jam today and We met up with lou, KC, Jenny (spence), James, Poly and Adam. Nothing really happened. 5/9/04 Loren und Becky went to a party at Jamie Pattinsons house last night. Was Very good. Lots O' drink and good music. Well done jamie who is sexier than his dad.   9/9/04 We have made a very special rota, tis our rota of wats we does each day at school cause schools soooo crap! :D We figure'd this might make things more........interesting!!! Monday: special word day - involves picking a random word and adding it to every sentance you say! Tuesday crazy hair tray and milk carton day - involves, wearing pigtails or somthing and sitting at the table at lunch drinking a carton of milk with a tray! Wednesday: bring a pet to school day (i.e pet cheesy  slice, or pea) - wat it sounds like!!! Thursday: dancing in class day - all worked out u see, tis a very special dance! Teacher faces board, we dance, turns around, we sit :) Simple!!! Friday: song and dance day - We let everyone have the honour of watching us dance to a random song we've made up on the school field..oooo, inspiring songs they are!     18/9/04 Today is a day of some goodness, but mostley badness. Bad thing No# 1) Becky Broke up with James, for reasons, which i'm not going to say, for tis private. Bad thing No# 2) Our friend Kerry got dumped by her boyfriend, Billy the man Whore, who's a crappy kisser, and everyone says so But.............. Good thing No# 1) Our Good Friend Jenny (not Jeklb JennI, JENNI!! WITH AN I!!!, NOT A Y!!!, says Jenni frequently) got asked out by Billy the man Whore, who's a crappy kisser, and everyone says so Good thing No# 2) Loren Goes out with Doug!!!!!11 which is Gretness coz he is amazing and in the words of Loren as she was talking to Kerry on msn: unlike doug, who is a great kisser he's AMAZING. he's so funny and really kind and amazing and soo good looking and great and great :D He makes me really happy lol, i guess you reallu like him i do tee hee. 23/9/04 Well gosh we're all really looking forward to emily's party. and with me putting gosh in it it sounds sarcastic, but it's not, i've just started using 'gosh' alot more in sentences. (if i was gonna be sarcastic i'd use 'gee') As you know, if u love us lots, it's Eppl's and her twin brother, David's, Birthday party thing on saturday. Shall be good. Unfortunately she couldn't invite all ppl, like lucy, but it's okay, she has room for loren's boyfriend who's never met david. :D Gee, we all really do feel sorry for lucy. *looks around suspiciously* The Cinema Trip avec the Jeklb's (minus Katie) Well, the Jeklb's (minus Katie) went to the cinema on monday, to see "ANCHORMAN". We also went with 15 other girls from school, (who's names i cannae be bothered to type out, WE WE LOVE Y'ALL!!) and we, and we being Loren, also invited Doug (*added in by Loren*: yay!! doug, he's so great :D) and Big lil Dave. Eppl thought "ANCHORMAN" was funny, but mostly shit. Becky thought "ANCHORMAN" was good (she's too nice to critasize it) Loren can't comment, she didn't see much of "ANCHORMAN", but the random bits she did see, she thought were bloody hillarious) Jenni wasn't really bothered, but she liked "ANCHORMAN" (*Added in by Loren*: Just so you know, my brother wants to hit all of you who said "ANCHORMAN" was pants and anorexic) PS: everytime you say "ANCHORMAN" you have to say it in a deep and loud voice. someday/sometime/someyear EVERYONE DIED!!! The End! p.s ALL LOVE DR SEUSS 19/06/05 ssssssssssooooooooo.......havent wrote in this for totally ages and there has been a lot of stuff goin on that i will sorta write but i wont be able to remember it all!!ah weelllll. so becky has a new bf called Daryl and he is 16 and i dunno wot school he goes to, he is really tall and strong!  they have been goin out for like 5 months or something like that and they are goin to spain together in the summer hols and i will miss them both! they havent had sex yet and i should think so to! emily hasnt really changed much but she dyed her hair and it has bright red and pink bits in which the school told her had to washed oout but nobody listens to them! loren is just the same but has had more bf that she hadnt been goin out with for long before they broke up and she got dumped by will who was the first guy to ever dump loren and now i think he is still goin out with arwen! she is goin out with a guy called mike at the mo and no of us has met him yet and he is GINGER but he sounds ok! katie hasnt really done much! bboooooooorrrrrrrrriiiinnnn! Jenni hasnt done much either!bboooooorrrrrrrriiiiinnnnnnnn! we went to manchester a couple of weeks go in the hols and it was ace we went shoppin!!yey!!  yeah so we are goin to nelson tom on friday to see bands play and we are takin our new friend called veronica who has now been named ash! she is cool and moved here from dubi! yey new friend!  uuuurrrrmmmmmm other news ... loads of people went to the download festival and all had a great time and got pissed and hammered and had an awesome time yey for them! dan and kc broke up! :( elliot is still a creep and the only person who likes him is .....no one! haha he totally fancies becky but probably wont admit it and is always perving on her and he treats her like she is a little child and it pisses me off so much!! James W has a gf yey she is called jess and although we havent met her yet she sound very nice and is in the sixth form! Kris is still goin out with paul and they do the dirty! Phil got kicked out his band with kelsie and tim haha. he is not too happy bout it! and phil thinks that becky fancies him! whatever! i cant think of any thing else right now but i will get others to add and update stuff!